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CODE: SPD01
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult..."
- Rita Rudner

CODE: SPD02
"The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humour."
- Margo Kaufman

CODE: SPD03
"Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book."
- E.C. McKenzie
CODE: SPD04
"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."
- O.A. Battista
CODE: SPD05
"Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it".
- Samuel Butler
CODE: SPD06
"They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal."
- Tom Hayden
CODE: SPD07
"Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men."
- Eugene O'Neill
CODE: SPD08
"I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source."
- Doris Day
CODE: SPD09
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog"
- Franklin P. Jones

CODE: SPD10
"Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life."
- Richard Allan

CODE: SPD11
"Necessity has the face of a dog."
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

CODE: SPD12
"If you want loyalty, get a dog.
Ïf you want loyalty & attention, get a smart dog."
- Grant Fairley

CODE: SPD13
"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers, is contained in the dog."
- Franz Kafka
CODE: SPD14
"In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss."
- Franklin P. Jones
CODE: SPD15
"He may be a dog, but don't tell me he doesn't have a real grip on life."
- Kendall Hailey
CODE: SPD16
"Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs."
- Jerome K. Jerome
CODE: SPD17
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets".
- Nora Ephron
CODE: SPD18
"When a dog barks at the moon, then it's religion, but when he barks at strangers, it's patriotism ".
- David Starr Jordan
CODE: SPD19
"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master and mistress".
- Louis Sabin
CODE: SPD20
"The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment".
- Robert F. Scott
CODE: SPD21
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
- Roger Caras
CODE: SPD22

"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself."

- Josh Billings
CODE: SPD23
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
CODE: SPD24

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."

 - Ben Williams
CODE: SPD25

"Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one"

 - Anonymous
CODE: SPD26

"A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue."

- Anonymous
CODE: SPD27
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail”.
- Fran Lebowitz
CODE: SPD28
“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of”.
- Ogden Nash
CODE: SPD29
“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
- Louis Sabin
CODE: SPD30
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does”.
- Christopher Morley
CODE: SPD31
“A dog wags it’s tail with it’s heart”.
- Martin Buxbaum
CODE: SPD32
"My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet."
 - Edith Wharton
CODE: SPD33
"The dog represents all that is best in man."
- Etienne Charlet
CODE: SPD34
“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise”.
- Anonymous
CODE: SPD35
‘What does a dog do on his day off? He can't lie around - that's his job”.
- George Carlin
CODE: SPD36
“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.”
 - Agatha Christie
CODE: SPD37
“The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.”
 - Helen Exley
CODE: SPD38
“Things that upset a Terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane”
- Smiley Blanton
CODE: SPD39
“Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.”
- Cynthia Heimel
CODE: SPD40
“Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.”
- Franklin P. Jones
CODE: SPD41
“Talking to dogs is one of the few acts of faith still made nowadays.”
 - Paul Jennings
CODE: SPD42
“One of the most enduring friendships in history — dogs and their people, people and their dogs.”
- Terry Kay
CODE: SPD43
“Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of a door.”
- Charleton Ogburn, Jr.
CODE: SPD44
“A dog has the soul of a philosopher”
- Plato
CODE: SPD45
“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”
- Alexander Pope
CODE: SPD46
“One of the happiest sights in the world comes when a lost dog is reunited with a master he loves. You just haven't seen joy till you have seen that.”
- Eldon Roark
CODE: SPD47
“I am often surprised by the cleverness, and now and again by the stupidity, of my dog; and I have similar experiences with mankind.”
- Arthur Schopenhauer
CODE: SPD48
“The Saluki is a marvel of elegance.”
- Vita Sackville-West
CODE: SPD49
“Dog lovers are a good breed themselves.”
- Gladys Taber
CODE: SPD50
“It takes a strong-minded human to appreciate a strong-minded dog!”
- Mary Webber
CODE: SPD51
“Our dogs, like our shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.”
- Bonnie Wilcox
CODE: SPD52
“If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky.”
 – Anonymous
CODE: SPD53
“If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!”
– ASPCA
CODE: SPD54
“Hybrid vigor is an important concept in the plant world. You get this from combining the different strengths of different strains. It's the same with mutts — if you want a dog with hybrid vigor — get a mutt.”
- Mary Gallagher
CODE: SPD55
“When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people.”
- Julia Glass
CODE: SPD56
“They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.”
- Jerome K. Jerome
CODE: SPD57
“He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end.“ 
- Elizabeth Jones
CODE: SPD58
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. “
- Christopher Morley
CODE: SPD59
“One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.”
 – Anonymous
CODE: SPD60
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."
- Will Rogers